Sunday, March 30, 2014

Noah, Rainbow Communion Bread and Christian Sign Wavers


Yesterday, standing in the rain, more was coming down on me than just water.  I was standing in the parking lot of a strip club (isn’t this the beginning of some bar joint joke?) trying to hold my Bible from the elements, listening to a preacher’s loudspeaker enhanced voice.  Let me set the rest of the scene.

There were about 40-50 people there.  Across the street, a billboard hung over a McDonald’s that read, “Jesus is Muslim”.  A local preacher who has had his share of publicity over the years (more on that later) organized the event.  One lone Islamist stood across the street with his own bullhorn defiance, and nothing he said could be heard from where I was standing to make a difference. 

There are Christians, and then there are the ones who bring signs. I wear various shirts that advertise my faith, but carrying a sign is another level entirely.  There was Clever Road Sign Christian—Jesus is the only way—Burn in Hell Christian—with a picture of an omniscient twister—Repent or Else Christian—red letters on black sign always points one to hell more emphatically that a Times New Roman on white—and Abortion Christian—complete with graphic detail poster zoomed to 1000 percent intensity.  I also met the Islam is Satan Christian, except he drove around in a van up and down the street where an American flag sat caboose. 

This isn’t typically my crowd. Before my save date (sounds like an expiration you find on a carton of milk, “best used by”) I always found the Repent Christian to be scary and crazy. You have to be committed to stand on the corner of a street telling everyone the end is nigh, with the eyes of ridicule upon you. That’s exposing yourself. But after my save date, I never felt that this would be a way to win anyone over to Team Jesus.

I cannot confirm whether or not the prayer rally brought anyone knew to the party. It drew passerby approval-honks, and it brought out the Pamphlet Christians, but will the casual person on the fence with their faith stop and listen?

This blog is not an indictment on the organizers of the event. Dave Daubenmire was ousted years ago as a central Ohio football coach because of how he publically stepped out on faith concerning homosexuality, abortion and a list of ills the country has fallen into.  There’s times when the calling out of pastors for being lukewarm, weak or sheep only seems to benefit those already under his umbrella of influence. Because my local pastor isn’t up in arms about Jesus being called a Muslim, does it mean we have lost our way?  My daughter’s boyfriend was with me, just a few months away from going to seminary, and we said aloud what must be their definition of a pastor be? 

I can’t say my faith was strengthened that morning. While the ills of the church are many, I won’t be the one crying foul when I could be doing something about it. I sit in a room every Wednesday planning upcoming men’s events. I work with the junior high youth at my church because I know the seeds we plant now with pay dividends later in their lives.  We’re all called to be pastors.  We’re the Priesthood of All Believers!  I also don’t believe that the world is controlled by the mighty, Godly hand of American faith. Somehow we’ve mixed patriotism with Christianity.   I love my country. I love my God more.

Later, over an onion ring tower and burgers, we talked at length about being relational, the meaning of social justice, rainbow communion bread and our heart for Jesus. We spoke about those hot button issues that always divide people of faith. Do I want to see a world where babies are aborted? Do I want to be the one outside protesting an abortion clinic? The girl who is pulling into the driveway of an abortion clinic has already made up her mind. Do I see eye to eye on gay marriage and homosexuality? But their marriage shouldn’t be any indictment on mine. You know who has tarnished marriage in the eyes of the public?  Celebrity marriages and the increasing divorce rate.  Old men who marry younger girls, a second or third time. The couple playing house before marriage, having kids, struggling financially, dreams deferred.

After lunch we headed off to see “Noah”, also another hot button issue for Christians lately. I had read reviews, interviews and articles from movie magazines to religious publications. I was told not to give the movie my money, but the stubborn man in me had to see it for myself. Ironically, the same can be said about “The Wolf of Wall Street” but I went anyway.
I won’t get into a diatribe about my beliefs of the movie and why you should or shouldn’t watch it. Nor will I itemize the embellishments and inaccuracies from the bible. Anyone who thinks the Ten Commandments was word for word from the Bible has another thing coming. What I will admit is reaching for my bible later that day and reading the account of the flood once more. What I came to realize too is that in theaters right now are two other films playing that have the heartbeat of Christians in mind. There are more coming in the future. I’ll probably be in line for those too, wearing a Jesus shirt and hoping to start a conversation with a stranger. It beats holding a sign and yelling in a bullhorn any day.

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